Republican Media Adviser Found Dead

A friend writes us with this sad story in the Washington Times, comparing it to the Vince Foster story a few years back. A Republican supporter in Hollywood (there are such animals?) was found dead at Carrie Fisher's home. We're at a loss to see the scandal here, but perhaps some of our tinfoil-hat inclined readers can come up with creative, dark, conspiratorial storylines to explain this death. Extra points if you can relate the death to Star Wars, Debbie Reynolds, or Paul Simon.