Wednesday, June 08, 2005

The perfect crime

Here, apparently, is how you do it:

  1. Decapitate one person, repeatedly stab another
  2. Approach the American border
  3. Give up your bloodied chainsaw, homemade sword, and brass knuckles
  4. Be released


Well, it wasn't a perfect crime. Some smart detective put 2 and 2 together when corpses were found in the home of the man in question. The murderer is now in custody.
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